So my girl and I went on a little small town road trip this past weekend. As we sat in a small diner waiting for our stuffed french toast to come I noticed a large laminated sign on the wall. I asked my girl for a pen and paper and wrote down the following coffee menu.
1 Cup .90 & Two Refills
1 Hour $1.20
Half Morning $1.50
All Morning $2.00
All Day $2.75
$3.50 Allowed 1 Hour To Go Home For Lunch
Spoon Knockers, Cup Wavers, Whistlers, Thumb Snappers, and Lid Snappers All Pay Double!
Ask About Weekly Rates.
So you could drink coffee all day there for $2.75? I think that's what a large coffee costs down the street from my apartment!
God bless the small town.
-Suspeckted