You are the President of the United States.
My suggestion for the next debate:
Have a few cigarettes.
I'll have one and
David Blaine might become one.

Birth control could be a simple as two letters... no.  However, mans preoccupation with his dick usually means he won't take no for an answer.

With politicians being in it only for themselves

When it comes to election day in your area

You can only elect one from the bottom of the heap.

If you don't get mad about anything,
you either don't care about anything or you don't need to.
If some people don't care about anything they end up homeless
and happy.

So you have a large tax plan that rewrites the whole system.
If you can't get it passed through congress
you have no plan at all.
What are the odds?
Slim and none.

In this very very important election
I see the main topic of controversy
a crucial topic for the survival of the country,
a big topic.

There is a recession after every "proven policy" Paul.

'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' author files for bankruptcy

Train whistle/horn whilst you're stuck on a crossing.

Question from the audience:
I just graduated college,
how are you going to create more jobs for
young people like me?
Let me give you my in depth 20 point plan.
I owned a lot of businesses and I know
I can get America working again.

Question from the audience:
Would you lie for 40 million a year?

Question from the audience for Payne:
When the US was running a surplus why didn't
people like you scream at the top of your lungs
to pay down the national debt?

I had some words to live by but it looks like I stumbled into the trolling thread. Oh well....

A Mitt is something you wear to remove things from a hot oven.

Or something you wear when the temperature plummets to below freezing.

But a Mitt isn't something you'd want to wear every day for 4 years, is it?

Hopefully, it goes the other way at the polling booth on election day.