The only people who know the truth were there,and they could all lie about it.If you want to know the truth you had to be there.
They or who ever were trying to create a perfectempty universe and it got lumpy, then the slinky appeared.How does life survive?By eating the other life forms.Genius.
I don't want any software in the brakes, thanks.I'd keep them purely mechanical.You missed the god particle it's in the software.
"Daddy can I be president?""Yes son you can be president.""Oh goodie goodie I get to be president."Lets give credit where credit is due.
Intellectually honest and unbiased.Good luck finding it.
I found all the proof I need.
Ever read a news story when you knew the facts first hand?That is how accurate the stories are every time.
You are smart , you have patients and you want someone off your property.When the oil runs out they'll leave.
Lindsay, just do what you have to do to get out of the system and things will be better.You're young and strong you can do it.That goes for anyone else stuck in the system.
I am officially announcing that I will not run for presidentin the 2012 election.After crunching the numbers I realize that it is completelyimpossible for me to win the election.
If it happens on your watch you are responsible.
If married women wanted to have sex every ten minutes,I wonder what they would be doing?
Would you like to buy some Chiclets orI could take a picture of you posing in front ofmy donkey?Perhaps you would like a $15 dollar Rolex?I will sell this silver necklace for $200.Sold to the man with the black hat for $20.I hope you enjoy your stay.
Come along Sherman I am setting the WABAC machine to the year2017.Here in 2017 it would appear that the U.S. economy is growingnicely and the annual deficit is relatively small.Now we will travel to the year 2018 and see what we find.It looks like the stock market had a really bad day in 2018.
Its not a perfect world but its your world so do your best to protect it.
Don't take any wooden nickles.
For men who haven't figured it out yet.Some of the things women are interested in are,Your personality, your looks, your wallet,and your social status.Don't bother sending a picture of your thing to her,she really doesn't care that much about it.This is also for women who haven't figured it out yet.
Today we have the "drive by media" on one side andthe "stuck in a chair broken record media" on the other side.
You are a winner, you are very wealthy.I am going to move you into the loser universe.You are 48 years old you work hard and are honest.You have been working hard for 30 years, you clean toilets10 hours a day 6 days a week, after 30 years with over timeyou are making 30,000 a year. This is the best you can do.You get laid off and go on unemployment.This is what you have to look forward to.You will find another job cleaning toilets and work10 hours a day 6 days a week until you drop dead.You will need social security and medicare.Every investment you made in your life was a rip offand you are broke.Are you de hypnotized yet?
The question that can't be answered."Are they stupid or do they do it on purpose?"The phrase that works in any situation."It could have been worse."I am an idiot I can't spell,but in first grade I would have thrown outthe spelling of the English language and started over.Here is a start.The ch sound = upside down FThe sh sound = a backwards EThe vowels have a line or a curve over them for long or short.We won't start over because all the geniuses thatmemorized the dictionary could no longer read.You would have to redesign the keyboard all so.Knighty knight.
Now we will cut a piece of material to fit into a 20 foot slot.We measure the length of the slot to be 20 feet.We will use 1 inch thick material.If we only measure the width of the slot at one end and findit to be 3/4 inch wide and cut our material 3/4 inch wide to fit,we will enter an alternate universe where the slot is 3/4 inchwide on one end and 1 inch wide on the other.Our material will not fit the slot.If we measure both ends of the slot before we cut the material to fit,we will enter an alternate universe where the width of the slot isa consistent 3/4 inch wide from end to end.We cut our material 3/4 inch wide and it fits in the slot.There are an infinite number of universes and each decisionwe make sends us into one of these universes.Knighty night.
I will now prove that 2 + 2 doesn't equal 4.Cut a piece of titanium 2 inches long.Cut another piece of titanium 2 inches long.Clamp these together at the ends that you made the cuts.Measure the total length of the clamped titanium usinga very accurate measuring device.The measurement you take will not be 4 inches.The way I learned to spell is I try to spellthe word wrong and spell check it.Nighty knight.Nite niteNite nit.
I heard this on the TV today.TV: "There isn't anything we can't afford if we prioritize."Iben: "There isn't anything we can't afford if wedecide there is something else we can't afford to pay for it,in which case there is something we can't afford.""There isn't anything we can't afford if there is something we can't afford.""There are some things we can't afford."TV: "You haveThe KnownThe Known Unknown ...
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Do you want people who are proven to be idiotsworking in your government?
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