~A rerun:
The six phases of proposal.
1. Enthusiasm2. Disillusionment3. Panic4. Search for the Guilty5. Punishment of the innocent6. Praise and Honors for the Non-Participants~
~I think health care reform is over rated.~
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Some even look good in a silk potato sack.
~If you watch the news, listen to the news and read the news,you can figure out what the news really is.~
~What could an under armed force's only possible strategy beif their first target was a bank?~
~If you don't know how to put the car you are driving in neutralor shut off the engine with out locking the steering wheel,you shouldn't be driving the car.~
~Remember all the great things they were going to dowith a ten year projection of the surplus?~
~If a man is considered a pig,what would the three woman he is dating be?~
~Ever wanted to make something better,but you ended up making it worse?~
~A good rib eye steak is nice every once in while,but pizza is my favorite.~
Regift, regift, regift...no waste!
'Underlying there must be an earnest wish for happiness.'
~It would appear that we have evidence that an objectof matter has been traveling much faster then reality.~
~Large cat prediction chart:
It will all blow over and be forgotten.When the cat hits the carpet the ratings will go up.Just ignore certain types of outside stimulus.~
~This week we learned that Bryan Soots isn't whipped.~
~Everyone is the same if the right person walks in the room.~
~The best natural hair color is reddish brown.~
The only real peace in this world is knowing that you've been saved by the blood of the Lamb. If the world blew up today, I know where I would go, that's peace!
~Everyone I talk to says tort reform is the number oneway to cut health care costs,so why isn't there any?~
~Theory:Dieting causes pain.Dieting can cause injury.Injuries heal slow or not at all when dieting.~
~"Live the fantasy, Chanel No.5"~
New Year a time to say..........Happy New Year...............
~If fifty were sent,what happened to em?~
~Rock Hudson~
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