I'll put seven minutes into writing this. EDIT Well I went over 
It was that time in every young things life to have the "talk" with their parents*. One altarian male and human female sat before him in a white room, looking nervous and making him even more so.
In perfect unity they said. "Do you know why you here?"
"Yes, you're going to tell me were babies come from, right?"
Looking absolutely disgusted at his words they both said. "Noo! We are hear to tell you were you came from."
"Oh, is this about my green slimy skin, five eyes, six fingers, and three feet?"
"The short answer is yes. As may know you are VERY different, so different you're existence has been a secret to everyone that doesn't have top secret clearance unto this bunker."
Confusion spread across the thinks face making his next ignorant words difficult to say. "So...are...you two...my par...ents???"
After several hours of laughter they said together once more. "Hell no, our children are beautiful and healthy, your the first test tube kid we made. Your version one. Since your birth we have gotten better making good kids and we have kept you around to do chores.
Anger filled his little brian as he began to realize just how he had been living. "You said there were others like me and I was the best, that I was good enough to see the lights in the sky!"
This time the Altarian male spoke alone. "We were going to show you to the Republics leader to show our initial progress but...shes somewhere in evil lord konas belly now. So with our program coming to a end because we've succeeded in our lucrative goal we are now left with determining your fate."
Apprehensively the thing replied. "What's that's,your going to shoot me?"
"No, no, no. We aren't that sick." they said in there ironically sickening unity once again. We were going to let you go but realized that we haven't taught you anything and you would just be lost in the world. So we are going to evaporate you!" The amount of enthusiasm they said it with was totally sadistic.
Just then Akari mil-something walked in and said in her charismatic voice. "No such thing will happen to...thing, for I the benevolent leader of the Altarian peoples have come to bring the thing to the surface world. There his fate will be his own"
Joy flowed though thing so fast that it was impossible to say thank you."Ttsank ouyo"
After months of rehabilitation thing was fit for society-or at least in his have- and off to finds career. To his luck the only job that would have him was the movie business. There he made millions and became a star in movies like "The half breed" and "What if?" and his best film "We are all the same". In things movie career he brought the altarian people closer together in the face of invasion and strife. (+10 morale)
As for his care "parents" they were sentenced to death but pleas from thing got them sentenced as has make up and wardrobe people.
Its a happy ending apart from the Drengin blockade...
(don't sue me please. 
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DARCA.
