Please Starkers, I'm afraid I must ask you to
Oddski, I must admit that I pulled off a bit of a thread hijack here, and that some of my posts were a bit naughty, but I don't know that I deserve a GTFO.... in 10 seconds flat.
For one, I'm very slow moving these days -arthritis, you know - and it's gonna take a lot longer than that. Would it be okay if I asked for a couple of months... to be sure, to be sure?
However, before I go [well get ready to go] what's the big idea of putting up something ruder than anything I did? Sure I posted a couple of suggesting things, but you went one better and show a bedroom scene depicting [not suggesting] a threesome. More to the point it alludes to one of mans worst bedroom fears.... premature efrapulation. Now come on, that was a bit of a low blow, dontcha think.
Anyhow, I'll do you a deal! I promise that I'll try to behave myself if you promise to cut out the low blows. Orright?