Yup, that's about the strength of it these days... if only Viagra pepped up my poor aching joints as well.

Sure is a sad fall from grace... clopping all night every night to clickety clacking just thinking about it.

The Flim Flam brothers are kinda hot too...who wouldn't want to do twins?  Wait...they are twins right...you know if you shave the mustache offa that one?

And let's not even mention those sick puppies who'd like to become intimate with donkeys.  Nah. plonkeys are quite sick individuals who take clopping to a whole new level of deviant behaviour, and frankly, tying their extremities to an electric fence is too darned good fer 'em.

As fer these 'ere ponies, well I've undertaken a solemn oath to never ever fantasise or become romantically involved with any of them.  Heaven forbid I make the missus jealous and have her confiscate my riding crop n' britches.

I was offered to get down and dirty with triplets once.... but had to decline when I discovered one was a boy triplet.

I thinki it's best to stay with the Mane Six at once.

Anyhow, back to some more NORMAL stuff....

Hmmm, now that could make things very interesting in the divorce court: "Yes your honor, my wife was unfaithful with 136 men, and he's right over there."

"Get that smug look off your face you, you, you, you.... rat bastards!!"

. . . only trouble is, they end up being

targets for golfers and get concussion.

  Hay, where's my laces?