The Game is out, the modders are working,

The Trolls and Fanboys are flaming and jerking,

The Devs are resting after much labor and toil,

while the game's players are burning midnight oil.

Let's have some fun, let's have a blast,

the joys of this game for many years will last.

Don't get bent out of shape over a crash or a bug,

just conquer a neighbor and beat down their thugs.

Kill off their dragons, loot their wagons,

then head to the Inn and tip back a flagon.

Don't bitch or bicker, damn that gets old,

just kill off your rivals and take all their gold.

The game's just a game, we're meant to have Fun,

and though the game just came out, the battles just begun.