Banned for inconsequential meanderings about non-specific this and that's while looking skyward for emus on the wing.

Banned for tier 1 and tier 2 and forsaking all those other poor tiers that don't do too too much.

Banned for bouncing the rubber duckies after three AM.

Banned for past your bed time and who short-sheeted the bed at 3am?

Banned for not knowing what short-sheeting actually is and why pirates opt to sleep in hammocks.

Banned for how else does one come out and why does a myopic cyclops not see the bigger picture?

Banned for references to one-eyed creatures and why didn't the blue-veined hooligan get a mention?

banned for using ice on your muffins when they need to be heated

Banned for not adding peanut butter.

Banned for inferred denial of the unequivocal truth that EVERTHING is better with butter, even Lucy, Linus, Snoopy, Woodstock, Schroder, Sally Brown, Marcie, Franklin, Violet, Frieda, Shermy, Peggy Jean, the Little Red-haired Girl, Pig-pen, the Great Pumkin, Peppermint Patty, Rerun van Pelt, and, even, The Kite-eating Tree.

Banned for banning for causes other than omission of Charlie Brown from otherwise complete list of Peanuts cast.

Banned for a wax on - wax off mentality while flying so low under the radar that the crocs in the sewers were snapping at your undercarriage and why would you cast pearls before swine when they obviously prefer nuggets with sweet n' sour dipping sauce?