Banned and double banned for banning more banners than any banner banning here.

Banned for wriggling out of your strait jacket and escaping your padded cell to break into the asylum's administration office to use the computer so as to make the above ban with nonsensical overtones and extraordinarily weird associations with the procreation of offspring and fermented juices.... and why on Earth didn't they use condoms or some other form of birth control in a time when the planet is becoming over-populated with humanoid but not necessarily human creatures?

Banned for running around with blindfolds on backwards.

Banned for not appreciating the powerful, palate moving flavor of aged, crystalized, years old cheddar.

https://www.smokehouse.com/burgers.nsf/item/aged-cheddar-cheese

Banned for reading the Banned post.

Banned for summary dismissal of a potentially able banner.

Banned for you am NOT the Walrus and why isn't the answer blowing in the wind?

Banned for doing on porpoise what most do accidentally while looking the other way at naked and near-naked cats who were born without fur to discourage their owners from thinking they need a bath.... and where's a back washer when ya need one?

Banned for the pot calling the kettle black and why are you being a big girl's blouse and accusing others of wasting your time when you yourself have misspent more hours than a nudist camp full of off-season footballers on R & R could poke their willies at?

Banned for wanting to free Willy while catching the breeze and where's my 'peter heater', it's frickin' Winter down here?

Banned for getting your facts jumbled and thinking I got wot you got... and no, that isn't a rectal thermometer you're about to put in your mouth, but it may have been used that way.  

BTW, it's going down to 4 c. here tonight/early hours of the morning

Banned for impersonating a meteorologist reporting on live TV from the Antarctic and I bet you wouldn't free willy there.