since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned with absolute authority for believing that obsolete junk was recorded to disc and where the fech are all my LPs?
banned for joining the new fad of using LPs
Banned for where were you when LPs were first used, back in the day when music was not just good but great and the Strolling Bones didn't have as many wrinkles?
Banned for leaking sensitive info to the ryat.
Banned for leaking... yup, just leaking, and truly, where's a porta-potty at a time when ya really need one?
Banned for dragging my sacred vinyl into such a silly non-discussion!
banned for making vinyl so sacred that you wear it
Banned for ritualistic activities involving vinyl and round tables.
Banned for failing to put decimals in your tables (rounding).
banned for rounding out the tables
Banned for corners.
banned for worrying about snowflake babies and their tendency to hit the corners of tables
Banned with great mirth for dressing babies in snowflakes, thinking it would cool them down when they got too hot under the collar for not being burped properly, and where is my antacid when I need it?
banned for acid reflux
Banned for instantaneous reflex action at the start of deliberate and accidentally on purpose rounding square corners to reach the end of the round hostel and smacking the back of your head with two wet noodles.
banned for circular behavior
Banned for logging in and not flushing afterwards - and more, why didn't you submit the necessary paperwork when required?
Banned for triplicate copies of Flushbowl inserted between sheets that haven't been changed since a vulture flew over the desert and pooped out a large one that hatched upon hitting the ground and out popped the cap'n with the ryat in tow.
Banned for the egregious insult of naming cap'n's bird Ryat.
banned for letting the bird fly
Banned for flipping the bird and making it fly upside down through a sandstorm that began in a kiddies sandbox after Uvah walked past singing: "Up, up and away...." while peeling a highly fermented apple... and where's my bottle o' scrumpy?
Banned for stealing Johnny's fermented cider-apples and not sharing the sweet end product with your banner.
banned for using apples in such a horrid way
Banned for you don't know what you're missing and who gazed upon Ariel Winter's cleavage and said that they didn't like a nice pear when firm, ripe melons aren't in season?
Banned for making the 21,000th reply to this thread.
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