Banned for mine's the first plate and you lot can go suck billiard balls up a vacuum cleaner pipe.

Banned for Lululemon would've loved that.

banned for standing on the porch

Banned for the barbed wire fence out back to prevent people accessing your back passage.  Yup, I prefer people come to the front door as well.

Banned for going the opposite of full-frontal and performing some rear-guard exhibitionism by chucking a massive browneye [known as mooning in the US] to the world.

Oh, and no cigar for you for failing to connect the dots about Dolly's 'front' porch.

Banned for illicit connections to Dolly's front verandah in a full-frontal way and granting a close-up exposure to all those in the front row... not to mention all those with 'back-stage' passes.

Banned for passing up a good thing.

Banned for passing yet another set of headlights in order to capitalize on the unfortunate circumstances derived from looking intently upon Dolly's front porch veranda complete with a white picket fence without an integrated roll up button. 

banned for painting the fences white

Banned for airing dirty laundry in the forums and putting your 'smalls' on display... skids n' all.        

And banned for buttering it on both sides.

Banned for when Paul met Simon and they discussed 50 ways to leave his lover, who was on her way to Graceland to worship Elvis idols and other false gods.

Banned for Abbey Road and other venues.