Banned for pictures of you have to be 'grainy' to protect the viewer's eyes from irreparable damage... cos they are images they'd like to 'unsee' but can't.

Banned for eating that which null wouldn't have left on the dinner table.

Banned for under-the-table shenanigans and lifting it with "Oh look, no hands!"

Banned for going over the top with under... and you forgot the boardwalk, down by the se-e-e-e-a-a.....

Banned for Otis 'd kick your arse for associating his song with Disney tunes... if'n he were alive, that is.

Maybe he'll just haunt you instead.  

Banned for connecting the dots with gloves on.

banned for not helping me move, again 

Banned for selective dexterity when confronted by big breasted women who need a hand to carry their groceries inside.

Banned for behaving like a stunned deer in the 'headlights' and staying there for a prolonged gawk at the hardware.

or should that be 'soft' ware.  

Banned for getting extra highly motivated by said hardware that's actually quite soft.

Banned for thinking you were dead when waking an unusually long slumber and finding you'd missed much of the decade.

Banned for accessing headlights through a very narrow focus. All the better to glimpse what nature provided.

Banned for preferring to do the unnatural and prompting the powers that be to make a law against it and change the names to protect the innocent; the highly unlikely; those who could but who would preferably not to for fear of retribution from Mr Nature himself, Sir Richard Attenborough, who believes unnatural acts should remain behind closed doors and not out in the woods, where it would scare the bears and other wildlife with delicate sensibilities and a soft spot for BBC documentaries pertaining to pertinent matters regarding flora and fauna.