Banned for reminding me of anatomical inflation when my belly's twice the size it was... ands the other 'inflatable part' is twice as small.

Banned for reminding me of deflation when I have no little blue meds to fix it.

Banned for the obvious confusion after eating the yellow snow and suffering temporary colour blindness.  But never mind, take two aspirin and consult your doctor in the morning if the delusions persist.

Banned for neglecting the sole purpose of this thread - banning - then going on in a most vain attempt to spread a wanton commercial venture across the universe.

So banished for the buck didn't stop there.

Banned for Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day... so stop it or you'll get warts on your hands and in-grown toenails.

Banned for thinking that you can pay less than the going price for a pedicure because you have smaller than average feet and toes... and you know what's said about the size of a man's feet, don't you.

Banned for standing there with a tape measure and seeking measured responses from those who may or may not be longer than you on a cold Winter's morning, when people really want to keep their extremities warm to prevent frostbite and things dropping off due to extreme cold.

mrblondini.....long time no see. 

Banned for late commentaries concerning the long and the short of it.

Banned for windy elocutions.

banned for spouting off like old windbags 

Banned for looking like somebody else means that somebody else looks like you.  Poor bastard!!

I just hope the next time the position becomes vacant, that I don't get the job.

Banned for no icing on the cake and suggesting you'll help the baker's wife put a bun in the oven.