Banned fer words wot means mutiny.  Now get ye-self set ter take a long walk off of a short plank... and thar'll be no rubber ducky to 'elp keep ye afloat. No, aaarrgghhh!!!  I 'aves a spare anchor I ken fro ye.

Banned for bathtime pleasures you surely should have left way back in your childhood... like those rubber duckies; that battered old battleship, the USS Glug Glug; the 'pink torpedo' you sank her with, not to mention your insistence that there's unexplained aquatic disturbances with all those bubbles that noticably keep rising to the surface.

banned for purchasing cowboy bubble bath

Banned for returning to the old west. Probably because the new one sucks.

Banned for duck soup.

Banned for string beans.

Banned for fruits on the run, then... runner beans, hehe

banned for playing the musical 

Banned for promoting sand fleas.

Banned for going behind the sand dunes and leaving dark rings around uranus.

Banned for vitriolic comments and trying to disguise them as vitrious humor while eyeballing a spot in the limelight.

Banned for 15 seconds of fame is better than 2 seconds of obscurity and nought special afterwards.

Also banned for spending so long on the throne that you've got toilet seat-like rings on yer arse.