Banned for conning towers. Up periscope!

Banned for piratical musings.

banned for not thinking that it would be more fun

so long and thanks for all the fish

oh and banned

Banned for sideways.

Banned for going to Haven and bringing back the 'troubles' with you... but then you've always been troubled, hey.

banned for assuming that there is a road 

Banned for pickin' up topless hitchhikers that glow in the dark. Them headlights'll blind ya.

Banned for yellow tassels acting like whirligigs.

Banned for Lucy in the sky doesn't use tassles cos she believes in freeing the nipple... as do I.  I mean, what's so obscene about a freakin' nipple fer crike's sake?  For mine, some women showing their face is more obscene, but I won't mention any names cos that'd bring politics into it.

Banned for the faces I find obscene has nothing to do with prudishness, just an aversion to those on damned bankers; advertising execs; lawyers; user car salesmen and politicians... besides, faces that are accompanied by nipples getting out for a breath of fresh air are much nicer to look at.

Banned for it's not so wishful thinking, well not here in Oz, where freeing the nipple isn't considered almost criminal and there's a big song and dance about it.

No, we have a much healthier attitude towards nipples over here... like most Aussie men will feign being like a deer stuck in the 'headlights' just to ogle a while longer.