Banned for thinking that homo-erectus was a man in a state of arousal.

Banned 'cause wild life does it to eat while homo sapiens do it just to do it.

banned for joining the uncivilised minions of terrace plantidise 

Banned for disorganised cherry pinching that resulted in chaos laced with a large dose of mayhem and ribald anarchy.

Banned for only a wet-behind-the-ears whipper snapper would say such a thing... cos one day you'll be the rusty old fart getting sassed at.

banned for attempted blue angels

Banned for trying to do the tango solo, only to end up tap dancing and slipping into the sink... oh, and you don't have to be a pinhead just to hang around.

Banned for introducing pinheads to the world in such dramatic fashion... and I was NOT down on the corner hanging around with pinheads.  I was there waiting for the new boy to bring some new girls back to me.

now I've practically given it away, maybe somebody 'll get it.

Banned for still not getting it.

banned by the bribe and broom

Banned for getting T-boned at the intersection of Vege and Mashed potato by a rump steak behaving like a pork chop at a sexist rally to promote skirt steak.

banned for shorting the meat 

Banned 'cause you should have called the meeting in a place what has aircon.