Banned for implicit use of words.

Banned for taking the extract out of the abstract and voiding the contract on contact.

Banned for improper use of bannage materials and trying to cause utter chaos in formerly peaceful places where tranquility reigned among the pixies and the mushrooms.

Banned for steering the rudderless ship into the sandbank of lost opportunities.

Banned for thinking that strategically placing sandpaper inside your shorts will help get rid of haemhorroids.

Don't blame me! YOU started it.

banned for valuing the H

banned for making me waste time pondering what kind of terrible side effects the first seven Preparations must have had

Banned for even considering such a thing when more important 'Borg' questions need to be asked... like when one member of the Collective feels the irritation of sandpaper in its shorts, does the entire Collective start scratching its backside in sympathy?

Banned for not warning those downstream of resulting diabolical deluge.

Banned for suggesting the Borg recycle their own pee cos there's a scarcity of drinking water in space.

Banned for indulging in questionable substances. 

banned for orbiting Uranus and wiping out Klingons

Banned 'cause Uranus has no rings. Somebody must have cleaned them up.