Banned for riding on my coat-tails and creating an ill-wind that gathers no moss while bypassing any storm in a port that has a girl for every 'what's up with the drunken' sailor.

Banned for superfluous not to mention limited connotations of long term bans on bans.

Banned for a short story.

Yadda, yadda, yadda ban.

Banned for nth's when rst's have more relevance and carry greater weight in the International Court of Dubious Boycotts, which presides over frivolous and idiotic attempts to ban inadvertant parties who shall remain nameless to protect those who may be guilty and for the sake of preventing too much weird shit travelling across international borders in isolated spots where smugglers trade their contraband ans sate their illicit appetites on sassy foreign women who cook exotic dishes unavailable from their grumpy wives.

Banned for nothing in particular but.... just banned big time cos I want to.

Banned for all the banless folks out there. Shame on you.

Banned for better D-Flat than Double D 88's.

banned for not going with the Cs

Banned for chewing the fat when there's lean meat on the platter... and some healthy veges, too

Which reminds me of this nursery rhyme....

Jack Spratt would eat no fat

His wife would eat no lean

And so between the two of them

They'd leave eff all for the poor dog

Who'd earn food scraps modelling as a skeleton

in anatomy classes at the local veterinary school.

Banned 'cause they don't odd either.

*sucks to be that person*

Banned! For all the reasons I can't think of yet.