Banned for waves cresting in the sink.

Banned for bathtime failures and trying to wash stuff I can't mention here in the aforementioned sink... not to mention trying to sink your various other bits in the hand basin in the ladies lav.

Banned for believing Snoopy and the Red Baron actually had a dog fight.

Banned for neglecting to mention the Red Baron's true name, and his relationship to all the king's horses and all the king's men.

Banned for not mentioning Monty Python's role in said circus.... that he single-handedly tamed the lion aftrer snacking on the lion tamer pre-show.

banned for trying to eat the rabbit

banned for craning things

banned for hating on the beer can

Banned for canned speeches... wanna hear a politician dribbling on, or a sermon by Pastor Pete, just go to the can library and rip into the speech of your choice.

Yeah, I heard there's a canned speech by a noted politician who said: "Do not think of what you can do for yourself, think of what you can do for me."

And he's been taking ever since.

Banned for walking the tightrope of life and teetering over something irrespectable.

banned for mulch undies

banned for discarding fiber