Banned for crumby commercials.

Banned for talking the talk and walking the walk in front of the mirror... gotta practise, I guess, but you oughta know that NASA cameras can see these strange happenings and post them on You Tube

banned for hunting suds in blue duds

Banned for blaming it on Aussies. What'd they ever do to tubs full of sudsy gruds.

Banned 'cause turds are made by vultures flying over the dessert.

Banned for knowing trade secrets.

banned for unfair evaluation of human excrement,  which contains useful quantities of nitrogen, potassium, phosphorous, and hydrocarbons.   comparisons to car salesman and bankers are completely unwarranted.

Banned for not attempting to do something useful.... being a lounge lizard does not qualify as being productive.

Banned for who said anything about human excrement?  It was vulture excrement, as I recall. Therefore you are twice banned and the comparisons to politicians, bankers, advertising execs and used car salesmen in not only warranted but correct.

Banned for snickers.

Banned for quotes from the id.

Banned for how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? One...

Banned for leaving the Collective to come play trivial games here and speak about babes, booty and boobs.