Banned for desertiing it in the face of negligible returns.

Banned for horizontal works best if ya ain't doin' nuthin'.

banned for doing the bossanova like he was casanova in the middle of a supernova.

Banned for bringing a commercial value into it... horizontal dancing is free or nothing around here.

Banned for free you have to pay for. So how is it free...I dunno.

banned for sucking eggs

banned for trying to be the straw man

Banned, all regular players for being slackos and not participating more frequently.

Also banned for allowing life in the real world to get in the way of bullshit games on the internet.

And banned for priorities that conflict with mine.

Banned!!! Just Banned !!!!!!!

Banned for underestimating my mental anguish... I was completely off chops and ready for the strait jacket and a padded cell.

FTR: off chops = losing the plot big time.... relinquishing one's grip on reality [if one actually had said grip to begin with]. 

Banned for not invoking the power of the Collective to help ward off being bonkers issues.

Banned for the absense of absentmindedness.

banned for trying to be here despite your forgetting to put on a moustache 

banned for going beardy with it all