Ok as a replacement for the funny picture posts heres a forum game.
the rules are quite simple. the person poses a question that starts with 'What if...?' and then the person who posts after them answers and makes their own 'What if...?' question.
No complaining about the answer you get and dont be offensive with this.
I'll start: What if you had to choose between PC or a Console system to play games on for the rest of your life?
Then we wouldn't have been around to get to 40 posts.
then everything would be right.
What if I could take everything I imagine and copy+paste it into real life?
Then Life would be full of porn
What if we were all Native Americans?
If by we i assume you mean Americans. Then you would just be very united and take over the world
What if you were all still British
Then democracy would not exist.
What if you understood that I meant the orignal inhabitants of the Americas. The Iroquis, the Hopi, the Lakota, etc.
Then I would be THE HAPPIEST GUY ALIVE!
We
Wouldn't be in the Recession still
Wouldn't be totally screwed over in Yemen
and
Wouldn't have such a hypocritical government.
What if I wasn't the only one who get personal on the Forums. SPILL YOUR BEANS, PEOPLE!
Xer0 \^/
Then we would have all sorts of embarrasing stories like on NotAlwaysRight.com
What if you came to accept my dominance over the forums tonight
I have, you post waay too fast for me tonite.
What if you'd take your place on the Throne of the Forums?
Then I would rename to EmperorVeers
What if I wasnt so hungry? Brb
....
then you might be here for my Good Night. I'm getting off soon.
What if I wasn't an insomniac?
Then you might not fall asleep in Spanish like I did last quarter. I got ISS for that. (And for calling the female teacher a dude when I said 'Yes sir.' to a few of her orders lol)
What if all you needed was love?
Then I'd be MOTHERF***** RICH! Dur....
What if you'd let me sleep, so that that ^ doesn't happen?
Then I would have to arrange for a loud parade to go by your house. Just to piss ya off.
What if I wasnt so evil?
HAHA
The parade would get lost and die of starvation. The freaking UPS guy did...
Then I'd be in your place. The only reason I"m not evil here is because I've gotten to know all of you. (Except you, Ryat. Your mask remains unpenatrated, even here)
G'night!
Do you mean this parade?
Irrational! PLAY THE DAMN GAMES! SAVE I-HALLMARK FOR 'Help Us Laugh!'
JEEZ!
What if IFear didn't irk me like that?
Then what good am I for?
And don't solely blame me, there wasn't a what if to connote in the first place.
What if ninjas had lasers?
Then they wouldnt really be ninjas
It would be halo
What if halo spartans were ninja's
then that would be blasphemy. Ninjas are awesomer by 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 orders of magnitude.
What If I ruled the forums?
Then give us free whiskey!
What if this smiley jumped off your screen and tried to eat you?
Then I would stare at it and it would squeal like a little girl and run off. And my next whiskey shipment isn't due for 67.9992 months.
What if the above smiley that I scared off with my stare came to your house?
Then I would use my shotgun
What if I hadn't had to write an essay?
Then you wouldn't be avoiding writing it by replying.
What if you had missed with your shotgun?
Then i would just do what i always do to stray smileys
Boot to the face.
What if the Smiley came running back to you after i booted and becuase i kicked in the eyes could no longer see your face
then i would make it run back to I Fear with my dog chasing it
what if i ruled the world
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