... over exposure of sun to naked wenches ...
I still kinda hope we can 'look up' in Elemental and see stuff in the game sky. You just made the Sun blush there.
... sharp sword vs. bush is pretty one sided ...
Double-entendres aside, strong hedges can take decades to mature and when they are composed well as a barrier to animals, you'll need to do a lot of blade-sharpening on your way through them. That machete path-clearning stuff you see in a lot of film & video is mostly through very watery plants, not the woody vines and other stuff that would be part of a good hedge.
And now I definitely want a tactical-magic cousin to Wall of Thorns, Field of Thorns. Spill enough blood on it, and the roses will be extra-lovely (that's a gardening thing, not a dark magic thing, although mixing them up could be fun for the game).