Girl Scout cookies are EVIL!!!
Oh sure, you see them at the mall with their little table with the stacks of boxes on them. The cute girls in their uniforms, reminding you of your own daughters. The “would you like to buy a box of cookies to help the Girl Scouts, only $3”. A statement that they manage to sound plaintive and filled with sweetness at the same time. And then comes the smile, and the blinding light reflecting off their braces.
You reach into your back pocket where the second phase of the plan kicks in. Each master salesperson er, I mean innocent Girl Scout grabs a different type of cookie box each one touting the wonderful qualities of their respective cookies. It’s too late for you now, they’ve set the hook and are just reeling you in.
So, you take 4 boxes thinking you will freeze a few and they will last you a few months. SUCKER !!!!!!
Oh no. You get a coffee or milk, sit in the chair, hit the TV, open a box take out three and close the box, saying to yourself. This is all I am going to have. SUCKER part 2.
Two hours later you’re on your third box and 2nd coffee.
So you go to the market to get a box of cheap oreos. You are not, you say to yourself going to pay that much for cookies again. You open the door to Walmart and …
They’re heeerrrreeee…..
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p.s. Those cookies are good though. I like the caramels the best.