Maybe too many cooks in the kitchen, and the head French chief? Well, personally I wouldn't want them cooking up what they served in WWI, WWII, and Indochina if you know what I mean.
Love your metaphor - never liked french cuisine myself - it is kinda gross (except for their baguettes and croissants)
Germany's military reputation alone would go a long way in settling troubling issues
yeaahhh that's exactly it. We don't want to have that reputation anymore because almost nobody in Germany (and most of the rest of the world) associates it with positive attributes. It all comes down to the fact that Germany caused WW2 with its military might and is responsible for well .. you know the rest. That is like the damocles sword hanging above everything. Alot of people don't think we should even be in Afghanistan supporting the Imperialist Yankees - the Sowjets failed in 1980, what makes us believe that we could succeed where the russian army didn't?
And the miltary in general has no great respect. Mild and friendly disinterest is probably the best way to describe it. They are probably very good at what they do - they have the reconaissance tornados in afghanistan who aid ISAF and I am sure they do a great job. But at home, nobody cares. It's kinda sad.
The EU might be a great economic power
It was never intended to be anything else, but it morphed into something more.
I don't really know anything about the EUforce, if there is anything like that. I know that there is cooperation but that's it. It is kinda difficult to come to an agreement with 27 memberstates, as you pointed out.