Oooh, how very Resident: Evil-ish.

You have your Kryptonity cross, but then Batman wants to steal it from you, proceeds to beat the crap out of you, Superman, and Dracula. At the same time.

And I thought that Garlic kept Vamps. away???

I wish that Windows: Vista didn't suck major units.

Koda0 (^)

You get your wish, and your parents start pointing out handsome young men in your school parking lot....

I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

You are an only child. Then your parents never leave you alone and try to get you to date random girls they see in the high school parking lot.

I wish the video-games-are-sinful people would go back to their caves.

Granted, you recieve a small forcefield that will encompass the room where your computer is at. However you dont know how to use it, so you die shortly therafter from a combination of starvation, dehydration and sufforcation.

i wish i won the lottery.

Granted, but the ticket turns out to be fake, and in your rage, you jump off a cliff into a nuclear plant and turn into a zombie.

I wish Jericho hadn't been canceled.

America intitates a new system of imperialism that insures it will never lose its status as a superpower: nuking every other country, except for Canada, which annexes to us after we institute a puppet regime. Unfortunately, we soon run olut of resources, and most of the country devolves into anarchy, except for a small group of politicians in bunkers in what used to be D.C. Since they are the only real government left in the world, they are the only superpower.

I wish 24 would go off the air.

I don't watch it so here's a try at it. Granted, but he becomes one of the living undead instead and eats the rest of the cast before creating a zombie show with live zombies taking over the world before a giant monster by the name Godzilla eats them.

And about that Asian Century thing, I think that Japan might have a better military then the US based on the following data: They have had over fifty years of battling giant monsters that breath atomic fire and aliens that mind control all the other giant monsters plus they have giant robot Godzillas etc.etc.etc. Since they shall exist after all the monsters and aliens that attack them and said Monsters and aliens haven't attack the US yet I would say they have a good military.  

I wish that I own Mechagodzilla III so I can battle giant monsters alongside Godzilla!

People see Obama for the liar he is. They get tired of him covering up Bush war crimes, impeach him, and put Ralph Natder in his place.

I wish I was a god.

Granted, people see him "for the liar he is" and attack D.C, but all the politicians escape into orbit with him before the Flood find them and then the world's worst nightmare comes true: Flood Politicians! They eat everone and make worse choices then are made now!

Edit: Granted, you have DELL XPS, but the Grave Mind hacks into your system and uses it to create the Flo-org! Think of the Flood merging with the Borg and you have even better super Zombies leaping fifty feet through the air that even use a long range weapon and do not shamble along so slowy that you can out run them any time.

I wish that the Senators and other politcians etc.etc.etc had a two term limit so as to cut down on all the corruption etc.etc in D.C and rest of country.  

I just edited after reading yours in my post. Ahem, granted, but your so funny(Mr. G.A.S117 LOL!     boom! )  that everyone laughs so hard their heads explode and your left all alone on Earth until an alien race comes along an captures you for an inter-galactic zoo of rare creatures.

No comment.... since you didn't make a wish!

Mine was that there wasn't a catch for every wish I made.

Koda0 (^)

EDIT\\ Dang, too slow, granted your wish is corrupted to your wildest dreams, except you never wished for anything but a corrupted wish, so you just sit in your room, w/ your XPS, rocking back and forth over your wasted wish.

Wish granted, but unfortunately, anyone can die. You get coned while in multiplayer in halo 3.

I wish all the drug addictswould kill their dealers and the dealers dealers, die from withdrawall, and put a final end to the war on drugs as I have stated.