EDIT\\ Rezonator, you are getting a massage, and as you get up to leave she offers you a "Happy Ending" to go w/ your massage. You kindly tell her no, but she insists, this time sounding a little crazy. You start to walk out, but she pursues you out into the street, shouting for you. As you run, naked, looking for help, you find a police officer. You run to him, pleading for help, but the crazy massage girls snaps his neck. Eventually, you get to the subway, and subsequently fall down some concrete stairs. She arives at the bottom, still saying happy ending, while your cowereing on the ground, broken leg, back and ribs, as she approaches. She gives you an eggroll, says ," enjoy your happy ending" and leaves.
that wasnt so bad actually... egg roll... yum... oh, yeah, and the broken legs and shit sucks...
i like the way you think mate 
21st century does not become the asian century, but they still move into your country, buy the company you work for and own your ass for eternity
i just want to say be careful there that asian comment could be construed as rascist. I agree completely mind you. i dont want it an asian nation to become the dominante one on the planet, not because i dislike asians or anything, but because im not a partiularly huge fan of their culture. dont think i would enjoy living in a world dominated by Asian Culture... (where are the Advent when u need them?!?!?! Id rather angry girl scouts to asian culture)
I wish Sci-Fi channel would stop playing the episodes of all the shows i like out of order (i.e. one week it playes episode 6, then next week episode 12, then episode 4, then episode 29 from the PREVIOUS series, man! its pissing me off no end!!!)
edit, whoa, sorry, wrong page... i think that was from a few pages back... you know, im not even going to try to edit, ill just say sorry and you can ignore me