Quite an interesting response from Stardock "support".
Or in this case, the CEO.  
 
Brad may have used a pajorative word but the fact is that there are now many apps that won't run to thier full potential on a cord like yours.  Some may be able to "scale back" but this one doesn't.  Oh well.  Life is full of choices, ain't it?  If you want dreams, you buy a new card.  YOu don't want a new card . . no dreams.  Easy-peasy.
So maybe *your* particular card isn't crappy.  It's just too old for this.  Brad defines that as crappy.  That's his right.  You can call the same card "super-duper wonderful" or "Bob".  It doesn't really matter.  It won't run dreams.  But then you look at what MS said; that XP couldn't run dreams at all.
If you feel insulted because someone insulted you video card  . . well that's interesting too.  