1. Dear Mr. Obama, could you please STFU about the cover of a magazine? You are running for the President of the US of fucking A. You know, that country that was founded on free speech and free expression? You should be embracing this cover, and wholeheartedly supporting their right to make such a cover. Each time some idiot (such as yourself) gets "offended" and makes a huge media frenzy whipped up about it, the constitution gets shit on just a little bit more. You have a chance to be a leader of free men. Step up to the fucking plate and make a difference. I sure as fuck won't vote for you if you continue to be a pansy and cry when you are critisized.
2. Dear Game Developers, could you please stop pushing out bullshit shiny graphic tech demos, and start concentrating on producing real games again? Look at Crysis... Now look at the Wii. Put 2 and 2 together. Graphically intensive turds with budget crushing pc requirements wont make you rich. They will just make you cry on game forums about "piracy". The economy isn't so hot right now if you didn't notice. When you have a forclosure looming on the horizon, buying a $2500 pc just to run the lastest shiny piece of crap FPS just isn't a high priority.
3. Dear Microsoft, could you please just accept the fact that Vista is not an OS that people are interested in? Just like Crysis, people do not want to upgrade their PC just to run a fucking OS... a... fuck.. ing... O... S. Windows is not an application. Spending $500m on advertising wont make people run out and buy new PC's. Take that $500m, and sink it into developing a new OS that, you know, is actually better. How about this, I know its hard to imagine, but put out an OS that is *LESS* hardware intensive, takes up *LESS* memory, and has *LESS* useless bloat. You know, an OS that simply lets you run your PC and launch your applications in an easy and intuitive way.
4. Dear random black guys in bars, could you please not talk to me? I know that stringing together the latest ebonics colloquialisms that you saw this week on MTV might give you "street cred" in other circles, but I really dont care to hear your constant barrage of "knowledge dropping". I do ok on my own. If I wanted your advice on women, life, or finances, I'd ask. And no, I dont really think that "finish yo drank and wash yo dick in da sank" is the way to treat women. And for fuck's sake, at least have the decency to pause once in a while. If all you want to do is hear the sound of yer own fucking voice, then why even leave your fucking house? Go to the bathroom mirror and yammer away. Its a win win situation for everyone.
