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Sins of the Avent

The horror!

March 18, 2008 10:42:51 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire ForumsSins of a Solar Empire Forums
Alright, so going back in history, the Trader alliance, one day, stumbled onto a new planet to economicaly exploit into their capitalistic fold when they found the inhabitants were big into "shocking acts of deviancy, at every level of society" that made the capitalists enraged enough to kick them off their *planet*.  So what did those market researchers and explorers see upon landing on that particular world that caused so much shock and horror?  Let's take for a moment and imagine.  My guess would be that the Advent home civilization was like a physical manifestation of the internet.  Porn, perversion, techies, bad writers, creeps, trolls, fakers, liers, showoffs and the like.  Then again they could of been Communists, I'm sure that would terrorise a space faring peaceful captitalist society.  

So, let's open the mic to the floor; what are other people's oppinions on the Advent home civilization and what terrorised the thoughts of the Trader space leaders enough to kick the Advent out of local space?
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Reply #1 March 18, 2008 11:16:26 PM
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Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.
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Reply #2 March 18, 2008 11:35:19 PM
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Um... sex in the streets...
WITHOUT A CONDOM!
RAHHHGHGHGH!!!

... hahaha
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Reply #3 March 19, 2008 8:25:41 AM
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Um... sex in the streets...WITHOUT A CONDOM!RAHHHGHGHGH!!!... hahaha


In the missionary position no less.
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Reply #4 March 19, 2008 11:17:30 AM
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Furries.
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Reply #5 March 19, 2008 12:31:03 PM
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Wasn't it stuff like mind control, drug augumentation of physical/mental abilites, genetic manipulations that I seem to remember extolled in an opening cut video?

And, on top of all that, listening to Britney Spears music....   
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Reply #6 March 19, 2008 12:34:23 PM
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Lol asianmaster

They proberely saw hippies taking drugs

Or price inflation for the profit of the leaders, For a trade alliance i think they wouldnt like that.
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Reply #7 March 19, 2008 1:40:33 PM
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The lore right here on this website says:

"Shocking acts of deviancy, at every level of society, violated the venerable taboos common to all the Trader Worlds. Sinful cerebral integration technologies, unrestricted biological experimentation, strange forms of collectivism, and the wholesale usage of countless neurochemicals were but a few of the transgressions."

Where the Advent went for 1000 years is unknown. They obviously didn't run into the constantly-fleeing Vasari Exodus Fleet, they obviously didn't get taken over by the Vasari Empire(whatever remains of it), and they obviously didn't get destroyed by that unknown, infinitely powerful "thing" which has chased the Exodus Fleet for 10000 years. All that is known is that they ran out of resources.
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Reply #8 March 19, 2008 3:07:59 PM
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Aw your no fun! (aimed at above poster.) Twenty bucks say they saw Space Commies Hippies wearing bath robes stand on soap boxes preaching to there fellow Space Commie Hippies about the basis of Marxist Leninism IN SPACE!!!! All the while there audiances were making love on the streets and smoking Spice and talking about the secrets of the great mystery of why they can see sound but not taste colors.After this truamtic expiernce the only thing the surveyors could say was "THE SPICE MUST FLOW!" Yeah they had to be put down in the end. Everyone knows that the spice must not flow or else everyone would becomeSpace Commie Hippies.

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Reply #9 March 19, 2008 3:13:32 PM
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They stole all the copies of Sins.
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Reply #10 March 19, 2008 3:14:39 PM
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The Spice must flow ...  

Nice tie in to Dune he-he!
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Reply #11 March 19, 2008 3:22:22 PM
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That one just came to me. They were from a desert world after all.  
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Reply #12 March 19, 2008 5:02:28 PM
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I don't much care about what their sins were. I want to know about the mysterious and powerful enemy of the Vasari!
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Reply #13 March 19, 2008 5:28:06 PM
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.....Well if the Vasari are all male use cloning,gene engineering and other muesures to maintain there population.There Wives?
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Reply #14 March 19, 2008 6:28:41 PM
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.....Well if the Vasari are all male use cloning,gene engineering and other muesures to maintain there population.There Wives?


Lol I can actully see that happening!

The husband's and wife's argued over what to do for dinner, the wife gets the knife chases the husband to his space car, and the wife follows in her car. Just imagine that on a galatic scale.
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Reply #15 March 19, 2008 6:44:31 PM
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It actually makes sense! The survivors of that one ship were jibbering in fear becuse of what they female half of there race did! Dragged them back home yelling and hitting them with a rolling pin about how they should hav elistened to there mothers and marry the rich vasari down road. The rest upon hearing this story left there wifes in the middle of the night and proceeded running and sceraming to whatever they could use to get farther away!  So they've been running for thousands of years just so they can watch there monday night football and not have to worry aboutwhat there wives will do to them.
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Reply #16 March 19, 2008 6:46:53 PM
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The Vasari ran into Daniel and Marty   

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Reply #17 March 19, 2008 8:06:13 PM
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BY THE UNITY!!!! SANDWORRMMM!!!!!
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