It's been about 63 hours since I woke up. Insomnia will teach you some things... mainly like how much punishment your body can take. I'm so tired right now I can't explain it.
Let list what I believe I have learned...
1. Trying to knock myself out by banging my head on a wall is not good for my complexion.
2. Stucco walls are trippy.
3. Cat's love mewhen I'm in such a stupor that I will pet them for 3 hours strait while staring at a coffee table.
4. I can listen to an album some ungodly number of times and each is like the first because I really don't remember it.
5. Lighter + socks, though entertaining while not sleep deprived, are a dangerous commodity when I don't pay enough attention to them.
6. I turn into a moth seeking flame when I turn a computer monitor on and can just stare at the light it produces....
7. E-mailing the parents is bad... Not because i'm goofy.. but just too open...
8. The letters on a keyboard blend together all too easily and is fun to watch.
9. I get asked a lot if I'm stoned because my eyes are constantly almost closed.
10. Women take pity on me.
11. Men make fun of me.
12. I'll dance to the song "Safety Dance" by Men With Hats...
Isn't it nice what I can learn about myself by just not being able to sleep? I can't convince my mind to shut up!! It's just spouting pure drivel too!
Oh well.. maybe sometime I'll sleep for 63+ hours and get to learn something from that as payback....
