so theres this guy-Ryan. if u dont know him, than u should bc hes most definatley the awesomest person that ever was. even ask him-he'll tell you all about it. Like this one time-we all piled into the party-mobile (which is gone now btw) but none of us knew what we wanted to do, so we just started driving around. We went on this really long drive out in the country, so far out we started to see cows and llamas and shit. everyone started to get a little nervous bc we were so far away from home...everyone but ryan. Ryan told us everything is under control and to just calm the fuck down, so we did our best. soon enough the sun started to rise and it was a nice sunrise. you know-where the whole sky turns bright red like it might look after a huge nuclear explosion...anyways, as we looked around we knew we werent in kansas anymore so to speak. there were vast fields and what not...nothing like what we were used to. a voice arises from the back: "ryan...where are we?" "quiet, you!" is the only response given. everyone is in wonder. where is he taking us? how long have we been in this car? when will we be able to eat and procreate again? soon ryan took a sharp turn and we ended up going down a train tunnel....with a train comming at us!! there were a lot of screams and stuff but ryan turned again into a secret door and we were on our way towards a secret cave! u see, thats the kind of thing that happens when ur with ryan...u find out all kinds of things that only ryan is cool enough to know about.he is just so awesome that he shares the joy of these things with his friends!!


ok fine...so i sorta made this up...but it seems like the kind of thing that would go on, it just hasn't.....yet.