Message to the world:
If you motherf***ers don't put down your cellphones when you're trying to be helped by people in the service industry – i.e. fast food, checkout lines at the grocery store, and especially AT MY F****ING LINE AT THE BANK you will wish you had.
I'm going to punch the side of your head, right where you're holding the cellphone up, cracking your skull and shattering the damnable little talkbox into a thousand little pieces.
Then I'm going to take the small shards of the broken phone and shove them into your eyes, which I will pry open with my letter openers, slicing through the thin flesh of your eyelids and causing irreparable damage to them. I'll laugh as the sharp plastic parts cut through the lens and the vitreous starts oozing out.
Then I'm going to bend you over, take the larger parts of the phone, and forcibly sodomize you with them, until your sorry a**hole is a bleeding, gaping maw.
Have a nice day, motherf***ers. I hope you all die while you're driving with your cellphones glued to the sides of your stupid faces.
There is NO WAY for you to justify this type of behavior, and there is NO REASON for you to even try, retards.
You're the refuse of humanity, and you have no shred of human decency. Put your f***ing phones down and START LIVING.
