Now, I have to find the Thanksgiving article to see if I qualify as one of the cool people. |
Yeah, this is how I ended up there, too.
Welcome to the ranks of the uncool, Loca.

You'll learn to like it here. Besides, I'm sure you'll look cute with glasses taped together across the bridge of your nose.
I can get you a good deal on pocket protectors, too, if you need those.