You have changed a dim and boring Saturday morning into a laughing, smiling one with this, Ock. I read through the entire thing with a big grin on my face! I think it would be very, very cool (sorry, words fail me right now. I haven't had enough caffeine to be eloquent) to be a Shellback. Out of the entire global population, how many people can say that they're a Shellback? Not very many; it's a pretty exclusive club that you're got yourself membership to.
Thank you for brightening up my day with your Shellback antics!