I woke up the other day and began my painful pre-school ritual. Usually, I don't think too well in the mornings, but for some reason, my mind was racing with thoughts right from the beginning. I was thinking about psychology, more specifically, Freudian psychology when I entered my bathroom to take my morning shower. I twisted the hot and cold water knobs, and was about to step in when I looked around and realized that my shower was crawling with subconscious sexual themes.
Allow me to explain. The hot and cold water knobs represent male testes. There are typically two of them (hot and cold) and when fondled appropriately, generate water, which stands for semen of course. Now, the shower head signifies the male member. First, it hangs off the wall in the same manner that it hangs off of men. Second, it spews forth the water (semen) generated by the knobs (testes). It only makes sense from here people. In sexual intercourse, the vagina collects the semen, so naturally, the drain at the bottom of the tub represents the female genitalia. It collects the water from the showerhead that was generated by the knobs. And just think about all the times you've ever heard of reproductive anatomy referred to as "plumbing."
I know it may be a stretch, but I think whoever designed the classic shower may have had some psychosexual issues. Either that, or I am the one who has issues for thinking up of all this twisted stuff. Either way, one thing's for sure. I'll never look at my shower the same way again.
