In my crusade through several galaxies, I have yet to find another race that could add as much enjoyment to an bored emporer as the Terrans (sure, we exterminated them, but some of their favourite games are going to be a source of enjoyment for me for years to come)

here are my top-3:
#3) To keelhaul
a funny entertaining game, terran mariners seemed to play in ancient history. They bound prisoners onto a rope and pulled them under their ships - preferrably in shark-rich waters.
Now in modern times we like to bind a few thousand onto one of our starships and then circle the planet once with them - in open space. Most species look rather funny afterwards.

#2) Bowling
Take a big stone (best to use a mountain lifted up) and let it roll onto a city. For every building crushed you get a point. Best to be played with a group of people.

#1) Billiard
Quite a primitive game the earthlings used to play.
But it's taken to a completely diffeent fun level when played with Massive Mass Driver-weapons as cue and the continents of a planet as "balls"
Once in a while I use to entertain myself with a slightly more costly version of it though and use the planets of a starsystem as balls. I mainly do that on my birthdays or after especially cruelsome vitories.

Anyone else got some refreshing ideas for bored-emperor-entertainment?

/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

And to you as well my evil MottiKhan!

(Note to self... on the way home from work, pick up a loaf of bread, milk, wreak havoc and mayhem wherever possible, lottery ticket, beer... )

I love ants... I've got two ant hills in my backyard and I can see them from my window... I love watching them fight to the death... It gets my blood all boiled!

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

another test



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

Why are you testing it?

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

My link was broken for the Tyranny of Evil banner, but now it is working again.....



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

Ants. Mmmmm! Best if you roast them first. Takes a lot of em for a snack though.   

Welcome to the evil side CaptainMal, aka JayneCobb!   

Ahhh i can feel the evilness oozing from everywhere in here. I hope we are well and evil. I hope it does not get too quite in here, i might have to resort to playing some evil music to keep me occupied. Now what is in the evil MP3 player today.....The Carpenters...well that's not evil, that's not even naughty.....Tom Jones....my 80 yr old grandmother might think he is evil, or she might chuck her panties at him...that's an evil thought (shudders)..mmmm what's an evil tune to listen too...Ah HA! I've got it.
O Canada.

Never a more evil song has been sung!

Just thought i'd have a dig at my Canadian friends in here, especially one certain one who has been laying down his particular type of law in many of the league team threads...you know who you are

Hope you are all well fellow Tyrant's.






/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

O Canada, I stand on guard with Glee.  

I'm not planning to switch The Corinthian over to ToE, but I only have about 2 1/3 games left before I reach my 50-game goal with him and his Korath posse. I'd feel sad completey abandoning the HCH after helping it climb from nothing all the way to the top. After The Corinthian is done, I'm planning to switch over and play primarily as my ToE character with the Evil Altarians; while playing League games with my Gerontocracy character.




Spore. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfrakker in the galaxy. Accept no substitutes.

Double post. Hmm...

I meant "An excellent plan" up there.