I remember the last time I was chained up... My ankle still hasn't healed...
My boss now resorts to suspending my paycheck just out of reach above me, and as I complete my work it gets a little closer to my grasp.
Stardock should move to the 21st century and get them electronic monitoring collars for the Ironclad staff, its more humane and doesn't leave a mark... And if you shock them enough , they start to get a cool little twitch!