As for what would be on my head stone...
"Born. Lived. Died."
"There have been few men in history who have done great things. Here lies one who wasn't one of them, but at least he tried his best, and lived a decent life."
"Who's grave is this anyway?"
"Is death the last sleep? No, it is the last, final awakening.~Unknown"
"Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark." --Thomas Hobbes
"Ich bin eine berliner auch." (I am a berliner too, not quite correct grammatically - referencing Kennedy's gaff)
"Here lies a son, father, friend, brother, man."
"Guess the flavor."

"Worm free."
"He died, D'oh!"
"'Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.' --Thomas Hobbes"
"He wants his mojo back"
"This dude owes me money"
"I am human"
"And then....?"
"Ich bin tot!" (I am dead!)
"Das ende." (The end)
"Finally, undesturbed rest."
"I knew I shouldn't have done that."
"He never saw it coming..."
“Which way is it to Japan again?”
“Haha, very funny guys. Now let me out.”
“And they said it wouldn’t hurt me.”
"You can't see me, neener neener neener."
"Lets play hide and seek, i'll hide first."