---While browsing around their site I came across some items that frankly shocked me with their price tags. A $400 hair brush?---
No wonder Trump has that crazy hair. You need a $400 brush to get it that way.
--- I had a friend who would buy something high dollar just so she could say - I paid $300 for that glass you're drinking out of.---
I have a great set of glasses. I hardly paid anything for them, and soon as I finish the last of the jelly, mayonaise, and peanut butter I'll have a matching set.

---What was it W.C. Fields said? "There's a sucker born every minute"---
I think P.T. Barnum said that. Well, him or the guy who invented the Tootsie Pops.